I’m a phase, I’m a phony,
A wicked old crony,
A polka dot fairy,
With a penchant for soaring,
A barbarous liar,
A carnivorous croon,
A wallop, a dollop,
A bottle of June,
I’m a fool and a fencer
Of pretty pens and pencils,
A mermaid of clowns
A queen quite pretentious,
A fighter, a blighter,
I can’t keep it straight,
A lunatic babbler
With a heart full of breaks
A surfer, a smurfer,
A claim-my-own-turfer,
A lover, a lover,
A lover, a lover.
- katrinaquinn